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Wear Orange for Cheaper Tickets

ForestryDawg

This morning I convinced my wife that we need to go up to Knoxville to cheer on our Dawgs, while also ruining their checkerboard theme. I thought that maybe I could go by a Goodwill or flea market or a dumpster and pick up an orange shirt to wear pre-game while we're looking for tickets. What should we do?

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amjadawgs

If you make a stop about an hour outside of Knoxville, they will likely pay you take a Vols shirt. Just saying

mattmd2

Wear orange only under the condition that immediately after the transaction you toss your shirt in a dumpster and put your red/black on.

jc30116

@mattmd2 said:
Wear orange only under the condition that immediately after the transaction you toss your shirt in a dumpster and put your red/black on.

Or burn it after the transaction

bmauldin

@jc30116 said:

@mattmd2 said:
Wear orange only under the condition that immediately after the transaction you toss your shirt in a dumpster and put your red/black on.

Or burn it after the transaction

You may be able to trade it for the tickets. There is a shortage of toilet paper due to hurricanes.

ForestryDawg

@amjadawgs @mattmd2 @jc30116 @bmauldin Crisis Averted, Gentlemen! I called the UGA ticket office and bought two tickets for face value. The only stipulation to doing that is that I am local so that I could pick them up in person.

HotDawgsAndMustard

Do it. Out gimmick their gimmicks. Heck, even wear it as you walk through the gate. Then stop 20 feet in the gate and take it off, exposing your true colors underneath, and put the puke in a pumpkin orange shirt in the trash where it belongs.

Or just wear a white shirt and put your dawg wear on over it.

HotDawgsAndMustard

But if it’s a white shirt, it’s got to be believable, cut the sleeves off and rub dirt, bbq sauce, and axle grease all over it.