It’s finally happening - it’s what we have been waiting for, for what feels like over 20 years. The next rendition of our favorite team, looking to prove everyone wrong yet again. That’s right, I’m talking about D4: The Mighty Ducks.
This time Charlie and the gang are graduated from Eden Hall, and have all miraculously earned D1 scholarships at the same school - you guessed it, the good ole University of Florida. In a hilarious turn of events, involving gut-busting shenanigans (looking at you, Dean and Fulton), the gators are without their entire first string offense and defense. In an act equal parts desperation and cunning, Corch Daniel Mullen asks the Mighty Ducks to lead his team in the upcoming WLOCP.
Give me your best narratives / stat lines / literally anything else you want to add because this is my one and only **** post before the season starts.