.....................................it's not football season!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😞
When a rival coach doesnt realize just how much dawg crap we have left in us
When they start talking about moving the WLOCP
And you don't block the contain/pursuit DE 3 times in a row and he catches the RB from behind in the backfield 3 times in a row.
I hate when my underwear get wet (shart)
There is a great line in the movie The Bucket List that has to do with this especially when you get to a certain age. Something to the nature of " Never trust a f*rt" . I understand it completely for various reasons....
With this said, let's get back on topic...( Mod Humor Font)
Only happened to me once, and I was out of country, so I blame Montezuma. But man, it's a humbling experience.
A punt returner fair catches inside his own 5-yard line
A team decides to punt when it’s inside the opponents 40-yard line.
A team punts on 4th and 1
In soccer when the clock doesn’t just stop for injuries like every other sport
In baseball when every stadium has different dimensions. Imagine football fields being 124 yards or 93 yards long
Yeah I've been watching that, so just let me clarify , I hate when it's not Dawg season!!!!
People drive down the passing lane when not passing anyone. Or go the same speed as the car next to them when in the passing lane.
I hate everyone that owns a phone and goes shopping and stops their buggy in the isle to look at their phone. Get the **** out of my way. I got **** to do.
I know the thread title is a bit of a joke...I suppose. Just in case though, IT'S JUST A GAME.
Started to put this one. Wife doesnt like when I get flustered abot it. I tell her, if they want to ride with us, they should get on in.
...the offense comes out after taking a timeout and gets a false start penalty.
I hear ya. My bride says as long as they're going the speed limit they can ride wherever they want. I point out the slower traffic keep right signs and that usually quiets her down.
the term "stadium" is used for a baseball park. (Google George Carlin and....)