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The wife has scheduled a photo shoot at our house

We are having 10 year anniversary photos taken. She says we will probably use the flower garden out front, and adds I will probably need to move the Bulldog statue from the area for our pictures.

i am speechless, which is really unusual for me.

(The furled brow yielded nothing)

What to do? What to do?

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Bulldog stays, photoshop for the photos she wants, unedited for yours. Take one of each and hang it on your respective sides of the bedroom....

Get a bigger Bulldog statue that can only be delivered by forklift.

Have it arrive while she’s not at home.

????

Profit! Or get murdered, never know with wives.

https://forum.dawgnation.com/discussion/comment/244062#Comment_244062

Or this. This seems very diplomatic

I am amazed that you are married......😈

You are in the dreaded no-win portal. Even worse than the transfer portal.

Finally making good on others demanding "pics or GTFO" from your first post?

Get a divorce

https://forum.dawgnation.com/discussion/comment/244066#Comment_244066

I am both quite attractive and amazingly homorous.

I am sorry for your loss

https://forum.dawgnation.com/discussion/comment/244063#Comment_244063

Divorce seems inevitable here.

Cut all the flowers into bulldogs, then the statue has to stay

https://media.giphy.com/media/9tT0s3SBnDm4o/giphy.gif

Remove the bulldog.

Have the lawn painted red and black with a power G the morning of the photoshoot.

When asked about it, reply, "I go hard in the MF paint." Spike the ball. Take a victory lap.

Married 10 years we know who da boss is....those Dawg statues will be moved if they haven't been already and doubt the word probably was used

Move the flower garden

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