By all accounts we should be recruiting this guy. He sawed of the legs of his parents bed when he was 8 months old. He created the Great Lakes so his ox, Babe, would have a watering hole. He also created the Grand Canyon when he and Babe were walking and he dragged his axe behind him. I am guessing he was an out of state recruit.
He might be the ultimate cog in the GWOG. Get on it, pitt boss!!