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National Presidential Joke Day

donmdonm Posts: 10,241 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

Ronald Reagan tells a mean joke: Here's one my favorites of his,, paraphrased. It takes 10 years in the Soviet Union to have a car delivered once it is paid for. So, this citizen paid his money and the dealer said,, "come back in 10 years and pick up your car. The guy said, "morning or afternoon?" The dealer was incredulous and said, "10 years from now, what difference can it make". The guy said, "well, the plumber is coming in the morning".

Got any you'd like to share?

It is also National Sons And Daughters Day. Take this opportunity to tell your children how much you love them and how much they mean to you.

Enjoy.

Comments

  • MuffingodMuffingod Posts: 1,285 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    This thread could go so many ways. I’m ready.

  • swilkerson73swilkerson73 Posts: 1,122 ✭✭✭✭ Senior
    edited August 11

     every politician wants you to believe he was born in a log cabin he built himself, but it ain't so.

    Bill Clinton

  • donmdonm Posts: 10,241 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate
  • swilkerson73swilkerson73 Posts: 1,122 ✭✭✭✭ Senior
    edited August 11
  • CaliforniaDawgCaliforniaDawg Posts: 324 ✭✭✭✭ Senior

    How were the first ladies Laura Bush and Hillary Clinton the same?


    Neither one of them knew what their husband was doing in the White House

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