.When the Regular Season ends, the DawdNation Forum member with the high score in the ESPN COLLEGE PICK’EM contest will receive a life-size, anatomically correct, rubber UF Gator.
Now it may look like a regular garden variety alligator, but when you open the zipper, you’ll notice a few things that set this sub-species apart:
It has no heart.
It has the usual alligator brain, which is nothing more than a brain stem commonly referred to as the “Lizard Brain”, but it sits atop a very fragile backbone – you could call it spineless.
It doesn’t have a great amount of guts aside from an abnormally large gall bladder, which accounts for the gall and bile with which it is filled.
The musculature which works the jaw is exactly opposite to that of a regular ‘gator – when it wants to open its mouth, you couldn’t keep it closed with a logging chain, but conversely, its bite is so weak that BA could sit between its jaws and not even get his hair mussed.
Now if any of you doubt that I will be able to produce the promised prize at the appointed time, don’t sweat it, it’s a moot point – because I intend to be doing the Mashed Potato atop the supine tattered remnants of the rest of the group.😀😉
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51eJ3-h86JQ.
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