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A Little Friday Humor

Michael_ScarnMichael_Scarn Posts: 239 ✭✭✭ Junior

Some will get this and some won't.

Oregon Department of Fish and Game sent a letter...

Oregon ranchers, _____________ received a letter by the Oregon Department of Fish & Wildlife asking for permission to survey their land in order to track a nearly endangered species. The letter requested use of the landowners’ creek to document the amphibian life represented, specifically the foothill yellow-legged frog which is noted to have recently declined in population. I love this response.

"Dear Mr. Nimrod:

Thank you for your inquiry regarding accessing our property to survey for the yellow-legged frog. We may be able to help you out with this matter.

We have divided our 2.26 acres into 75 equal survey units with a draw tag for each unit. Application fees are only $8.00 per unit after you purchase the “Frog Survey License” ($120.00 resident / $180.00 Non-Resident). You will also need to obtain a “Frog Habitat” parking permit ($10.00 per vehicle). You will also need an “Invasive Species” stamp ($15.00 for the first vehicle and $5.00 for each add’l vehicle) You will also want to register at the Check Station to have your vehicle inspected for non-native plant life prior to entering our property. There is also a Day Use fee, $5.00 per vehicle.

If you are successful in the Draw you will be notified two weeks in advance so you can make necessary plans and purchase your “Creek Habitat” stamp. ($18.00 Resident / $140.00 Non-Resident). Survey units open between 8am and 3pm but you cannot commence survey until 9am and must cease all survey activity by 1pm.

Survey Gear can only include a net with a 2″ diameter made of 100% organic cotton netting with no longer than an 18″ handle, non-weighted and no deeper than 6′ from net frame to bottom of net. Handles can only be made of BPA-free plastics or wooden handles. After 1pm you can use a net with a 3″ diameter if you purchase the “Frog Net Endorsement” ($75.00 Resident / $250 Non-Resident). Any frogs captured that are released will need to be released with an approved release device back into the environment unharmed.

As of June 1, we are offering draw tags for our “Premium Survey” units and application is again only $8.00 per application. However, all fees can be waived if you can verify Native Indian Tribal rights and status.

You will also need to provide evidence of successful completion of “Frog Surveys and You” comprehensive course on frog identification, safe handling practices, and self-defense strategies for frog attacks. This course is offered online through an accredited program for a nominal fee of $750.00.

Please let us know if we can be of assistance to you. Otherwise, we decline your access to our property but appreciate your inquiry.

Sincerely,

Mr. Redacted

😂😂

Comments

  • BangersBangers Posts: 410 ✭✭✭✭ Senior
  • philipsmith99philipsmith99 Posts: 409 ✭✭✭✭ Senior

    Sounds like some of the hunts that dnr regulates, dont get me started on core of engineers.

    I live near Clark's hill lake and core manages most boat ramps and parks. Beach access closed day after labor day.

  • WebslingrWebslingr Posts: 78 ✭✭✭ Junior

    Luv it.

    I grew up in GA and now live in OR.

    A lot more public land to hunt here...but the Regs are crazy.

  • Michael_ScarnMichael_Scarn Posts: 239 ✭✭✭ Junior

    I turned down an offer from Nike in 2016 to move to Oregon. I love the state of Oregon and the Portland area, particularly the wine country of Willamette. That said I made the right choice in turning down the job.

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