Jake Fromm and Sadie Robertson

JRT812

@gdawg4life said:

@WCDawg said:

@dawgbybirth said:
I say a tweet from Jake pointing to Sadie Robertson who was answering questions on Twitter.
It started me thinking of the 20,000 miles away view that they seem like they would be great together as friends or whatever.
The both have the religious southern core family background. Hunting , fishing and Sandie's grandfather was a QB.
No clue of their relationship, just seems they should have a conversation if they have not down the road.

Southerners equate everything with religion, guns, hunting, fishing, it's an odd mix to say the least.

I'm southern. Born and raised in Georgia. I don't hunt or fish. Didn't own a gun until about two years ago. Thanks for stereotyping though.

He had painted a perfect picture of this ole southern boy.

moos

@JRT812 said:

@moos said:

@DawgsonTop said:
You guys ever think Fromm would be good for a Summers Eve commercial?

Summer's Eve, no. Calgon...

I see it more as a Brut commercial

Or Old Spice:

"Look at your quarterback"
"Look at me"
"Your quarterback doesn't play like me, but he can smell like me"

Or a Stetson knockoff...

"Pittman... Makes it easy... For yooooou"

JRT812

@moos said:

@JRT812 said:

@moos said:

@DawgsonTop said:
You guys ever think Fromm would be good for a Summers Eve commercial?

Summer's Eve, no. Calgon...

I see it more as a Brut commercial

Or Old Spice:

"Look at your quarterback"
"Look at me"
"Your quarterback doesn't play like me, but he can smell like me"

Or a Stetson knockoff...

"Pittman... Makes it easy... For yooooou"

You sir are a smooth criminal haha

JRT812

@BojanglesInsider said:
I just realized who Sadie Robertson was, I assumed it was a younger duck dynasty beard guy because I've never seen an episode of duck dynasty.

Googled it and MEH on sadie robertson tbh IMO. Fromm needs to DM a solid pickup line to Nina Dobrev. Make it the most cringy pickup line in existence, bishes love cringey pickup lines. Either the "heavenly blessed beauty" paragraph(google it) or "did it hurt when you fell from heaven."

On a related note.....I wonder if Fields is still DMing Mia Khalifa

Had to google Nina... yes, Nina will work fine

Silver_Britches

No, he needs to talk to Kyra Santoro. No wait, I need to talk to Kyra Santora.

BRB

Dawgsauce

Uh...what? Dawgnation Dating site.

Silver_Britches

@BojanglesInsider said:

@Silver_Britches said:
No, he needs to talk to Kyra Santoro. No wait, I need to talk to Kyra Santora.

BRB

Not bad but she's no Nina Dobrev. Her elbows are too pointy. Eyes too far apart. 7.784920/10 at best while Dobrev's a consensus 9.38932/10 according to the mathematical analysis of facial symmetry and golden ratio things. Go for it bro

She could be missing one eye for all I care! My last GF was cross eyed. After 5 years together, we finally broke up 4 days ago. Her and I just could never see eye to eye. But I do miss her. Watching her salt & pepper her food was HILARIOUS! Good times!

WildDawg

Is the **** for real?

moos

@BojanglesInsider said:

@WildDawg said:
Is the **** for real?

If you have to ask, then yes. Yes it is.

Some other truisms:

If you can smell it, it's real.

If I can touch them, they're real.

greygoose01

2 words. Rabbit. Hole.

pippin888

@BojanglesInsider said:
I just realized who Sadie Robertson was, I assumed it was a younger duck dynasty beard guy because I've never seen an episode of duck dynasty.

Googled it and MEH on sadie robertson tbh IMO. Fromm needs to DM a solid pickup line to Nina Dobrev. Make it the most cringy pickup line in existence, bishes love cringey pickup lines. Either the "heavenly blessed beauty" paragraph(google it) or "did it hurt when you fell from heaven."

On a related note.....I wonder if Fields is still DMing Mia Khalifa

Nina is pretty but I'd hate to see Jake get hooked up with Hollywood actresses it seems like their relationships never last and almost always in badly Shady seems like the type that would be married to a man for 50 or 60 years

pippin888

@pippin888 said:

@BojanglesInsider said:
I just realized who Sadie Robertson was, I assumed it was a younger duck dynasty beard guy because I've never seen an episode of duck dynasty.

Googled it and MEH on sadie robertson tbh IMO. Fromm needs to DM a solid pickup line to Nina Dobrev. Make it the most cringy pickup line in existence, bishes love cringey pickup lines. Either the "heavenly blessed beauty" paragraph(google it) or "did it hurt when you fell from heaven."

On a related note.....I wonder if Fields is still DMing Mia Khalifa

Nina is pretty but I'd hate to see Jake get hooked up with Hollywood actresses it seems like their relationships never last and almost always in badly Shady seems like the type that would be married to a man for 50 or 60 years

That was supposed to be Sadie not shady

JRT812

@Silver_Britches said:

@BojanglesInsider said:

@Silver_Britches said:
No, he needs to talk to Kyra Santoro. No wait, I need to talk to Kyra Santora.

BRB

Not bad but she's no Nina Dobrev. Her elbows are too pointy. Eyes too far apart. 7.784920/10 at best while Dobrev's a consensus 9.38932/10 according to the mathematical analysis of facial symmetry and golden ratio things. Go for it bro

She could be missing one eye for all I care! My last GF was cross eyed. After 5 years together, we finally broke up 4 days ago. Her and I just could never see eye to eye. But I do miss her. Watching her salt & pepper her food was HILARIOUS! Good times!

Thank you

JMFD

"You don't have to be lonely"... whistles second verse

JoelSidneyKelly

"Jake."