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You have to go to the gamecock forum and read the link below. Hilarious!!! It is totally non-football. It also has some sexual innuendos, so avoid it that upsets you...
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I got as far as "dating a midget" & spit my beer out in laughter
I hate to say it, but those Gamecock fans (well, maybe two or three of them) have just earned a little more respect from me. There's some funny stuff there.
That poster can write some funny 💩.....artfully too ....his writing style makes you want to believe it .....😂😂
Guess USCjr fans don’t have any football to talk about either but it’s good stuff anyway thanks for posting it Bamadawg
laughed so hard and shared with wife
Great find and thanks
Thanks that is a riot!
The mods are under strict orders to keep this a G-rated forum, so it's good to know we can go to Cackalacky to get our fix for blue humor when necessary. Maybe that's where @MackDawg disappeared to?
Funniest thread I have ever read......and it's not even close.
That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever read. The OP obviously has some serious issues, I mean the dude said fornicate lol why not just hooked up? Maybe that’s a board rule over there idk but the replies “MY GOD THE REPLIES”. I think my favorite is “y’all are low” and almost immediately someone posts “so is she”
I laughed.
You have to be the bigger man, was pretty classic also..it's a hoot for certain and for sure..
Classic... I died laughing and have sent this to a ton of people. Thanks for posting!!!
“And frankly, you people were no help at all. Too judgy. I was upfront that I didn't want to kill the guy, just teach him a lesson. The guy was like a human raccoon and I was at my wits end.”
LMFAO!
I love this show promo someone came up with...
"A man. A simple man. A man with tragic flaws: chronically unemployed because of his Colon's love of nature...mocked by all who once loved him for his below-average peen. Now, through an unlikely chance at love and happiness he has a chance to fix his broken life. Right now, it's just short-term attraction. But together, they hope to stay low, avoid the little problems, and find some small amount of joy. Coming this spring on Netflix, starring JSusc...1 1/2 Tickets to Paradise."
I read through all 7 pages. Hilarious!
Sorry I can’t give up on this thread ...here below was another good one from that thread ——
GCDC1959 said: ↑
Reading between the lines....I don't think you believe you can handle her sexually. Am I right?
It's sort of like Gregg Marshall's wife. I would fear her, but would probably go for it and feel like I got mauled by a leopard afterwards.
👆😂😂😂😂😂😂
Incredibly funny
I read the first page and this one is my favorite so far:
"I really think you need to stop looking down on her. I think you're selling her short. You should help her to rise up and stand tall. Tell her to pull herself up by her little bootstraps and get herself together. This is a case where you're gonna have to be the bigger person. With your help she can reach new heights. I know it's a tall order but you're gonna have to reach way down and help her up. Hope this helps."
The internet is a scary place. It makes me feel small.
Pages 4 and 5 are great. Enjoy.