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A coach, a stripper, and a **** walk into a bar……
DestinDawg
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What the heck?
No links from competing sites.
Link was no good anyways
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Why did the word ***** get filtered out?
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https://forum.dawgnation.com/discussion/25916/dawgnation-forum-policy-update-october-2021#latest
sorry no competing sites direct links allowed. figure something else out if you want to post this
I’m confused and intrigued.
He's talking about a m.onkey. Her name is Gia. She is actually an emotional support m.onkey for a stripper named Pole Assassin, who is the girlfriend of the University of Texas's special teams coach Jeff Banks. He left his wife and kids for her. Anyway, Gia the emotional support m.onkey apparently bit a young trick or treater on Halloween.
Can't make this stuff up. And I'm not sure Coach Banks will get to keep his job now that all of this nonsense has come to the attention of the administration and the trustees.
@texdawg - you got anything to add on this one?
This is my favorite story of the season so far. Even more so than Iowa falling back to earth. This is a train wreck of epic proportion and drawing so much attention to Sark and UT. Unreal.
I don’t. We’ve met coach Banks a couple of times…once at Bama and once at Texas.
Never knew about this stuff. May not be fire able offense…but likely not head coach material. He had been mentioned for a couple of jobs.
Monkeys probably shouldn't be pets
If you have a pet mon.key… never want to be caught spanking it.
Why in the SPCA would someone down vote that? Sorry Tex hurt your feelings but whomever you are, you are undoubtedly a gator fan!
@YaleDawg In most cases, I would agree with you. Same for Chimpanzees. In the wild, fascinating hunters, but no way should they be pets. Except, I had a friend that I worked with at a big box home improvement store. Stuart, a plumber by trade and from NYC owned a pet mon-key for 40 years as I recollect it. It was a loved member of the family. Even kept it in diapers.
I know, it sounds a little strange. But true.
if you can read, you will know he is NOT a gator fan. Get a grip.
the line between training and the appearance of instinct, the product of millions of years of evolution, is a thin, thin one. I suspect it is hard to train out instinct.
oh yeah it definitely happens. just not a great idea for most people. Chimpanzees definitely not for anyone. They will quite literally rip your face off.
M*nkey see, m*nkey boo!