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Hey folks - as a member of the DawgNation community, please remember to abide by simple rules of civil engagement with other members:

- Please no inappropriate usernames (remember that there may be youngsters in the room)

- Personal attacks on other community members are unacceptable, practice the good manners your mama taught you when engaging with fellow Dawg fans

- Use common sense and respect personal differences in the community: sexual and other inappropriate language or imagery, political rants and belittling the opinions of others will get your posts deleted and result in warnings and/ or banning from the forum

- 3/17/19 UPDATE -- We've updated the permissions for our "Football" and "Commit to the G" recruiting message boards. We aim to be the best free board out there and that has not changed. We do now ask that all of you good people register as a member of our forum in order to see the sugar that is falling from our skies, so to speak.

Reese Witherspoon

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  • FirePlugDawgFirePlugDawg Posts: 5,480 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    @Bigcalidawg said:

    @orlando said:
    How about Giada in a crew neck tee

    I’m not sure if y’all are hungry, or lonely, but it’s only been a couple weeks since our last game.

    Here are some solutions:

    1. If you have a wife, just go get freaky with her. You know what she likes and she probably won’t say no. (Offer the decanter set as a gift.)

    2. Watch UGA reruns and drink beer. The more beer the better. High alcohol beers are good. Beer is filling and is a great distraction. (Be careful if your wife’s friends are around.). They stsrt lookin hot after halftime.

    3. Go eat. Something unhealthy. Fried chicken, pizza, or nachos work well for this confition.

    For those who can cook.

    Many feel the mere act of grilling food will delay the onset of this condition. Some say combining steps 2 and 3 work best. Mske sure youre adequately clothed, so you dont burn your **** on your Weber.

    1. Pornography. (Youre on your own.)

    2. Go get some strange.

    Not recommended for the novice, but Reese Witherspoon, and/ or glassware will become a distant memory.

    1. Therapy.

    This requires courage and an open minded outlook on life. Check with your insurance carrier.

    @Bigcalidawg What, no hot-tubbing?

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  • BigcalidawgBigcalidawg Posts: 1,363 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    There are health concerns for fellow family members. Also, there could be issues with the wife’s friends, when utilizing the Jacuzzi to treat the condition.

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