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Best Football Names...

GeoffDawgGeoffDawg Posts: 90 ✭✭✭ Junior

In the spirit of D’Andre Swift, what are the most appropriately named football players you can remember? Off the top of my head, I always thought you couldn’t go wrong with a head-hunting safety named Rambo.


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  • GeoffDawgGeoffDawg Posts: 90 ✭✭✭ Junior

    Lol, ok, if that's the direction we're going, then Max Johnson should be the #1 recruit this year.

  • DawgBonesDawgBones Posts: 682 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate
    edited April 15

    Always thought Mercury Morris was aptly named but another that always sticks out has to be Bronko Nagurski.

  • Casanova_FlatulenceCasanova_Flatulence Posts: 1,134 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    For those of you who have been following recruiting for a while you may recognize the name of this UGA commit - Clitidus Hunt.

    Classic!

  • Casanova_FlatulenceCasanova_Flatulence Posts: 1,134 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate
  • GeoffDawgGeoffDawg Posts: 90 ✭✭✭ Junior

    I'm waiting for the equipment staff to slap the tape with his first initial and last name on his practice helmet.

  • BankwalkerBankwalker Posts: 2,912 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    Mack Strong is the best ever name for a Fullback.

  • WCDawgWCDawg Posts: 12,605 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    Former U-Washington QB Sonny Sixkiller.

  • GeoffDawgGeoffDawg Posts: 90 ✭✭✭ Junior

    Just remembered that I used to think the old D-lineman Matt Storm had a pretty cool name.

    The most porcine (non-Arkansas) team in history, however, had to be when Miss St. had a roster containing both a Pig Prather and a Porkchop Womack.

  • KeithsaxonKeithsaxon Posts: 27 ✭✭ Sophomore

    DICK BUTKUS!!

  • KeithsaxonKeithsaxon Posts: 27 ✭✭ Sophomore

    He had to be mean with that name

  • PharmDawg2054PharmDawg2054 Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    https://247sports.com/Player/Gunner-Stockton-46059056/

    2022 recruit who may be the number 1 QB at the time of Gunner Stockton. What better QB name than “Gunner?”


  • GeoffDawgGeoffDawg Posts: 90 ✭✭✭ Junior
    edited April 15

    From Tiger, GA. So bad-ass, dude's practically a Rocky montage.

  • Bulldawg1982Bulldawg1982 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    Yep, these are real names.

    Red Grange, Yourhighness Morgan, Immaculate-Perfection Harris, Taz Knockum, Curley Culp, Mister Simpson, Golden Tate, John David Booty, Jordan White-Frisbee, Knowledge Timmons,

  • AugDawg69AugDawg69 Posts: 42 ✭✭ Sophomore

    I really like Roc Ya-Sin. CB out of temple

  • TNDawg71TNDawg71 Posts: 1,002 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    Fair Hooker

  • PlayHurtPlayHurt Posts: 468 ✭✭✭✭ Senior

    Wycliff Lovelace

  • CatfishCatfish Posts: 950 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    Mike Hamburger

  • DCochranDCochran Posts: 307 ✭✭✭✭ Senior

    I'm still trying to grasp the fact that there is a cruel parent that would actually name their child; 'Ha Ha Clinton Dix'. The moment I turned 18 I would head to the courthouse and change my name to John or Sam .

  • donmdonm Posts: 8,552 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    or "Sue"?

  • RoyGaffRoyGaff Posts: 82 ✭✭✭ Junior

    Bob Greasy

  • amjadawgsamjadawgs Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    Gronk, Julius Peppers and JJ Watt

  • AnotherDawgAnotherDawg Posts: 1,699 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    Here are some notable names of current and former NFL players. I've only made it through the A's so far!

    Husain Abdullah

    John Adams

    Sam Adams

    C.J. Ah You

    Babatunde Aiyegbusi

    Ink Aleaga

    Ziggy Andrusking

    Zenon Andrusyshyn

    Marc Anthony

    Chigbo Anunoby

    Null Arrowhead

    Sky August

  • shhmittyshhmitty Posts: 222 ✭✭✭ Junior

    UGA defensive tackle Jimmy "bringing the" Payne, as a kid I always thought that was the best football name ever. A Close second was Notre Dame LB Mike Stonebreaker.

  • GeoffDawgGeoffDawg Posts: 90 ✭✭✭ Junior

    “CJ Ah You”


    Gesundheit.

  • swilkerson73swilkerson73 Posts: 82 ✭ Freshman
    edited April 15

    Herschel Walker

    Great name. Even better player.

    Eddie "Meat Cleaver" Weaver gets honorable mention

  • JRT812JRT812 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    Demon

  • greshamdiscogreshamdisco Posts: 1,376 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate
    edited April 15
    1. Johnny Moustache
    2. David Goodwillie
    3. Danny Shittu
    4. Dumbest football player name ever - Steve Spurrier


  • UnderDog68UnderDog68 Posts: 2,091 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate
    edited April 16

    Wycliffe Lovelace, Earthwind Moreland, Jim Bob Cooter, T-Bob Hebert.

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