To make it fair we're sand bagging Matt like they do horses to even out the weight. So the 172lb Matt Boling would carry a 133lb bag of sand to equal Clint's 305lb mass.
Matt. Clint Boling was a Cincinnati Bengal, so he’d look good fo the first 70 meters or so, then get dusted.
No, I doubt he'd look good in the first 70 meters. Not even the first 7 meters. It would be all uphill after that for the senior Mr. Boling. I wonder how many meters the younger Boling would have to spot Clint to make this a close race.
I’m taking Clint. A 176 lbs sparrow cannot carry a 133 lbs coconut.
For sure. Those knees have to be in pretty poor shape. I was more interested in mocking the Bengals, which is probably why I got a DV.
Clint pancakes Matt out of the starting block and casually strolls to the W.
Matt wins, along with the 133 pounds of sandbag and pretty easily beats the elder Boiling.
I think you guys underestimate our Clint like so many movie scripts underestimated Eastwood. CB came to UGA as a 250lb ( or there about ) TE/DE, he ain't forgot how to run.
I would like to know how many meters Headstart Clint gets to make it even at the finish
Clint's head start will be measured in LBs of sand Matt will have strapped to his slight body.
I missed the handicapping first time through the thread. 133 lbs might be enough...although if it is strapped on . like in a vest, I don't know. Interesting question.
But if you tie a string under their dorsal guided feather...
donm. without handicapping the kid wins by a lot. If I was going to have Matt run without sand I'd make him wrestle Clint for 3 rounds and eat a big sack of tamales just before the race.
If they ran a beer mile, chugging a frosty mug after every 400, Clint might have a good advantage in the latter stages of the race.
Agreed donm. Those 305lb could probably soak up a lot of suds and keep trucking.
But what about an African swallow?
