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Matt Boling vs Clint Boling in a 100 meter match race....who you got ?

WCDawgWCDawg Posts: 13,779 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

To make it fair we're sand bagging Matt like they do horses to even out the weight. So the 172lb Matt Boling would carry a 133lb bag of sand to equal Clint's 305lb mass.

Matt Boling vs Clint Boling in a 100 meter match race....who you got ? 18 votes

Matt. He's young and strong, strap on the sand and watch him go.
38%
CZCashvilleDawgmclartywchristopherulesCatfishmantis_toboggan69LowcountryDawg21PapaSanford 7 votes
Clint. He's a tough veteran of 100s of Sunday wars, he'll pull away from the kid.
44%
ArchDawg90BiffLowmanPTDawgWCDawgRobbieRob14lkreed91TNDawg71metfrch 8 votes
Are you f-n kidding me ?
16%
BrettGarrYaleDawgbigdawg65 3 votes

Comments

  • LowcountryDawg21LowcountryDawg21 Posts: 1,150 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate
    Matt. He's young and strong, strap on the sand and watch him go.

    Matt. Clint Boling was a Cincinnati Bengal, so he’d look good fo the first 70 meters or so, then get dusted.

  • donmdonm Posts: 8,912 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    No, I doubt he'd look good in the first 70 meters. Not even the first 7 meters. It would be all uphill after that for the senior Mr. Boling. I wonder how many meters the younger Boling would have to spot Clint to make this a close race.

  • BankwalkerBankwalker Posts: 3,268 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    I’m taking Clint. A 176 lbs sparrow cannot carry a 133 lbs coconut.

  • LowcountryDawg21LowcountryDawg21 Posts: 1,150 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate
    Matt. He's young and strong, strap on the sand and watch him go.

    For sure. Those knees have to be in pretty poor shape. I was more interested in mocking the Bengals, which is probably why I got a DV.

  • PTDawgPTDawg Posts: 986 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate
    Clint. He's a tough veteran of 100s of Sunday wars, he'll pull away from the kid.

    Clint pancakes Matt out of the starting block and casually strolls to the W.

  • christopheruleschristopherules Posts: 3,257 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate
    Matt. He's young and strong, strap on the sand and watch him go.

    Matt wins, along with the 133 pounds of sandbag and pretty easily beats the elder Boiling.

  • WCDawgWCDawg Posts: 13,779 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate
    Clint. He's a tough veteran of 100s of Sunday wars, he'll pull away from the kid.

    I think you guys underestimate our Clint like so many movie scripts underestimated Eastwood. CB came to UGA as a 250lb ( or there about ) TE/DE, he ain't forgot how to run.

  • DogsNotDawgsDogsNotDawgs Posts: 529 ✭✭✭✭ Senior

    I would like to know how many meters Headstart Clint gets to make it even at the finish

  • WCDawgWCDawg Posts: 13,779 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate
    Clint. He's a tough veteran of 100s of Sunday wars, he'll pull away from the kid.

    Clint's head start will be measured in LBs of sand Matt will have strapped to his slight body.

  • donmdonm Posts: 8,912 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    I missed the handicapping first time through the thread. 133 lbs might be enough...although if it is strapped on . like in a vest, I don't know. Interesting question.

  • bmauldinbmauldin Posts: 3,862 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    But if you tie a string under their dorsal guided feather...

  • WCDawgWCDawg Posts: 13,779 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate
    edited June 7
    Clint. He's a tough veteran of 100s of Sunday wars, he'll pull away from the kid.

    donm. without handicapping the kid wins by a lot. If I was going to have Matt run without sand I'd make him wrestle Clint for 3 rounds and eat a big sack of tamales just before the race.

  • donmdonm Posts: 8,912 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    If they ran a beer mile, chugging a frosty mug after every 400, Clint might have a good advantage in the latter stages of the race.

  • WCDawgWCDawg Posts: 13,779 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate
    Clint. He's a tough veteran of 100s of Sunday wars, he'll pull away from the kid.

    Agreed donm. Those 305lb could probably soak up a lot of suds and keep trucking.

  • HumbleYourselfHumbleYourself Posts: 411 ✭✭✭✭ Senior
  • donmdonm Posts: 8,912 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    And I suspect he's had some practice at hydrating.

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