Full legal name is supposedly:
De’Coldest ToEvaDoIt Crawford
This one's pretty good.
How about Sonny Sixkiller. He was a Native American who was a very good QB for The Washington Huskies, I think it was in the late 70s.
Hingle McCringleberry
Sounds like something you would wash off in the shower.
I think Sonny played for WSU...I think.
Memphis RB, last name Gainwell.
Jim Bob Cooter
Skole.
Bacarri Rambo
Sixto Lezcano. Never was a Brewers fan but loved the name. Thought he was 6'2". Disappointed when I found out he wasn't even 6 foot.
Blake Carringer is a good one, too.
Magic Johnson
Two ton Tony Galento : “I shoulda fouled him” when talking about his fight with Joe Louis.