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National Knock Knock Joke Day / Halloween
knock knock jokes while going door to door. And the day is for jokesters of all ages, too.
A little history of the Knock Knock Joke:
1929: The game of Buff – A child with a stick thumps it on the ground using the following dialogue:
Knock Knock
Who’s There:
Buff
What says, Buff:
Buff says Buff to all his men, and I say Buff to you again.
1934: The standard knock-knock joke format was used in a newspaper humor column:
Knock Knock
Who’s There? Rufus
Rufus Who?
Rufus the most important part of your house. –
1936: Likely the beginning of popularity for knock-knock jokes.
Knock-knock jokes became a regular part of the Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-in Show in the late 1960s and early 1970s.
At a very young age, children often learn to tell knock-knock jokes as one of their first types of jokes. They also like making up knock-knock jokes to tell their family and friends. What’s your favorite knock-knock joke?
Halloween
Enjoy this day but leave some candy for the kids!!
Comments
Knock, knock....
Who's there?
Orange....
(I was wondering if anyone would play along)
Orange who?
I thought the setup was banana banana banana banana and then you dunk on em with the orange
Orange you glad it's National Knock KNock Joke Day?
🤣
(The crowd ROARS its approval....)
This may surprise, but I actually just made this one up myself.
My favorite...
I eep.
Try it on someone under the age of 12. Yes, my humor is on that level.
I do recall from The World According To Garp that there are no words in English that rhyme with orange. Odd?
Great book. Good movie.
One of my favorites....
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Oh! I didn’t know you could yodel!!
Now that’s funny, right there!!