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Tennessee Academics are Why Their Footbal Blows

BiffLowmanBiffLowman Posts: 695 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

http://www.volnation.com/forum/threads/could-academics-be-the-culprit.296496/

Try reading this for giggles. This guys says that they have higher standards to get kids in which is why they are not good. Furthermore, he states that Tennessee is on-par with UGA as far as academics. I will say that many of the replies try to set him straight. It's funny that this was never mentioned during the Fulmer era...

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    WCDawgWCDawg Posts: 17,293 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    If Tenn. Hillbilly A has 12 sisters, 4 sisters marry uncle Fester's sons, 3 marry aunt Flossy's boys, 2 are in prison and 1 is a drooling veggie, how many sisters are available for cousin Goober to choose between ?

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    BiffLowmanBiffLowman Posts: 695 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    @WCDawg said:
    If Tenn. Hillbilly A has 12 sisters, 4 sisters marry uncle Fester's sons, 3 marry aunt Flossy's boys, 2 are in prison and 1 is a drooling veggie, how many sisters are available for cousin Goober to choose between ?

    The answer in Phillip Fulmer.

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    donmdonm Posts: 10,241 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    @WCDawg said:
    If Tenn. Hillbilly A has 12 sisters, 4 sisters marry uncle Fester's sons, 3 marry aunt Flossy's boys, 2 are in prison and 1 is a drooling veggie, how many sisters are available for cousin Goober to choose between ?

    Poor Goober. He may be SOL if some handsome hillbilly comes along. Might have to go to FarmersOnly.com in AL.

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    rpaulk4552rpaulk4552 Posts: 9 ✭✭ Sophomore

    Two unless Hillbilly A keeps one for himself.

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    WCDawgWCDawg Posts: 17,293 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate
    edited October 2018

    @rpaulk4552 said:
    Two unless Hillbilly A keeps one for himself.

    Very good, you win, though Hillbilly A is already the father to his drooling sister, he's looking to expand his family without bringing in a stranger.

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    WCDawgWCDawg Posts: 17,293 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    @BiffLowman said:

    @WCDawg said:
    If Tenn. Hillbilly A has 12 sisters, 4 sisters marry uncle Fester's sons, 3 marry aunt Flossy's boys, 2 are in prison and 1 is a drooling veggie, how many sisters are available for cousin Goober to choose between ?

    The answer in Phillip Fulmer.

    Phat Phil is always the safe answer to all questions Hillbilly.

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    RPMdawgRPMdawg Posts: 2,928 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    @WCDawg said:

    @rpaulk4552 said:
    Two unless Hillbilly A keeps one for himself.

    Very good, you win, though Hillbilly A is already the father to his drooling sister, he's looking to expand his family without bringing in a stranger.

    Well, I'd have eventually got it, but was wonder if uncle Fester and aunt Flossy were married. Anyway theres already a winner,so....

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    WCDawgWCDawg Posts: 17,293 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    @RPMdawg said:

    @WCDawg said:

    @rpaulk4552 said:
    Two unless Hillbilly A keeps one for himself.

    Very good, you win, though Hillbilly A is already the father to his drooling sister, he's looking to expand his family without bringing in a stranger.

    Well, I'd have eventually got it, but was wonder if uncle Fester and aunt Flossy were married. Anyway theres already a winner,so....

    The answer is no, Uncle Fester and Aunt Flossy are just friends, though they were once an item.

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    donmdonm Posts: 10,241 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    This has to do with finances, right? Interesting. I'm curious about how some of those schools got where they are on the list.

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    WCDawgWCDawg Posts: 17,293 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    Really the responses in the attached thread are pretty honest.
    A university rating posted in it even shows Florida and UGA as academic leaders in the conference, other than Vandy of course, they are The Duke of The SEC.

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    WCDawgWCDawg Posts: 17,293 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate
    edited October 2018

    @donm said:
    This has to do with finances, right? Interesting. I'm curious about how some of those schools got where they are on the list.

    UGA has managed our Athletic Dept finances very soundly over the years. There is a push to abandon that approach and run up huge debt.I think we should build and/or remodel where needed, but we need a sound financial plan in place before each project moves forward.

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