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Girl I dated in high school had a pet munkey when she was a kid. Had clippings from the Banner Herald where it would be spotted around Athens.
Read? How would reading help me to know who down voted Tex? Me thinks thou is confused.
And here's your grip.
Udderly hilarious!
Av - my bad. I thought you were saying Tex was likely a gator fan. Closer re-reading shows you were referring to whomever DV'd him. Apologies.
Speaking of strippers, my wife is a bank teller and one of her clients is a stripper and she came in the other day with a bunch of $1 bills to deposit.
My wife said the dollars were so wet they were sticking together. Finally, she told the girl she couldn’t take them…she’d need to dry them out.
I asked if she had gloves on and she said no, but she washed her hands up to her elbows for several minutes.
She takes washing her hands very seriously. I think that’s one reason she never got COVID last year even though several of her coworkers did.
That's.... AMAZING.
Gross
The mention of someone who uses the moniker of a "pole assassin" has got to be one of the absolute strangest college football headlines ever!!! The fact that the story also contained mention of a non-human primate as a pet? This whole thing seemed to me like Jerry Springer STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Hey, THAT POLE HIT ME!!! LET'S ALL KILL IT!!!! 😂😂😂
still funny!! LOL!
Go Dawgs!
Speaking of Jerry Springer, according to what I saw on TOS, Pole Assassin has been on his show.
Speaking of... never mind, I see the post above me already addressed it.
I showed my husband the picture that was circulating with the tweet of her at work and asked him if this is what men liked when they go to those places and his response was "woof" and then he just shuddered and shook his head.
I thought AnotherDawg's post was some sort of parody, but lo and behold, that's a pretty good synopsis. MIght be the strangest CFB story ever written. The whole thing reminds me of one of my favorite Beatle songs--Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my munkey. I wonder if that's the Assassin's theme song? Sorry, can't link it either.
That's exactly what I thought when my wife was telling me the story.
I can't imagine going into a s.t.r.i.p club, let alone "tipping" a stripper like that...
Not to seem rediculous but can anyone confirm the Pole Assassin’s ethnicity? Looks like a Rachel Dolezal to me. Asking for a friend.
I'm not sure any ethnic group would be willing to claim her. (Reminds me of Chappelle's "racial draft" LOL.)