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Ever wondwr why Aliens haven’t ever abducted anyone important?

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  • ThisDawgThisDawg Posts: 970 ✭✭✭✭ Senior

    I knew I was important. Btw history is littered with important people that have been in contact with a "higher power". Last big name I heard about that affiliated himself was Jimmy Carter. I think the apollo mission to the moon came back saying "we are not alone" .

  • JayDogJayDog Posts: 5,569 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    @kelly_b said:
    Ah...now the off-season truly begins! UFO's, Aliens, Probes and Abductions. Which SEC personalities are actually pod people? They're already here you know. Slipping through heretofore unknown portals, NCAA wormholes and manifesting on godforsaken planets like OSU. You're next. YOU'RE NEXT!

    No question--Saban is a pod person. Finebaum is also. They tend to stick together too.

  • tfk_fanboytfk_fanboy Posts: 2,821 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    wonder if wild animals ask themselves the same question?

    "I can't believe they took Bob, that guy is an idiot. Thankfully they never took Tom we could not survive without him"

  • DogsNotDawgsDogsNotDawgs Posts: 1,703 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    except when we hitch hike> @WCDawg said:

    @DogsNotDawgs said:
    the problem is when we assume aliens think like us and who we think important might not match their criteria

    Good point, they might be recruiting people with thumbs who can move stuff for them. We take our thumbs for granted far too often.

    They may want people with thumbs to hitch hike. BTW I hear third hand that the gesture we make when hitch hiking is the equivalent to giving someone the finger in Zimbabwe. This guy did not know that when trying to thumb a ride and got quite the reaction from motorists.

  • greshamdiscogreshamdisco Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    Aliens from Mars abducted Justin Fields once, but, after not getting probed as much as he thought he should, he asked to transfer to a different group of aliens from Krypton.

  • christopheruleschristopherules Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    @JoelSidneyKelly please don’t ever stop sir. Your gifts that you share freely with all of us here are so much fun! Thanks again for yet another one. PS- I think even though he’s retired, Mark Richt ought to lose control of something else now and then, shouldn’t he? He’s just too much a part of “old dogs” to not remain, and your posts more often than not absolutely crack me up!!! GO DAWGS!!!

  • AndersonDawgAndersonDawg Posts: 1,978 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    Ever wonder why they interview some goober after the tornado hit the trailer park?

  • BankwalkerBankwalker Posts: 5,348 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    @AndersonDawg said:
    Ever wonder why they interview some goober after the tornado hit the trailer park?

    It’s a trailer park. Who else is around to interview?

  • SoFL_DawgSoFL_Dawg Posts: 11,082 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    @Bankwalker said:

    @AndersonDawg said:
    Ever wonder why they interview some goober after the tornado hit the trailer park?

    It’s a trailer park. Who else is around to interview?

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