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What Do You Call a Pretty Girl at Georgia Tech?

jgf1031jgf1031 Posts: 514 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

A visitor :D

What are your favorite rivalry jokes? Any and every will be appreciated.

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    amjadawgsamjadawgs Posts: 1,546 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    Saw this guy in Adger, AL last October....

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    dawgfantipdawgfantip Posts: 259 ✭✭✭✭ Senior

    Old one I love. Names can change. When steve spurrier gets up to heaven they lead him to his place. He's kind of dissapointed to see it's a run down shack he wouldn't even use for an outhouse with a ratty little UF flag hanging limp as the only decoration. As he mulls it over he notices the most brilliant white mansion imaginable atop the hill. UGA decorations everywhere, flags popping in a gentle breeze. Perfect white bulldogs frollicking on a perfect lawn. He sees CMR looking spiffly sitting on the porch drinking lemonade. "What did Coach Richt ever do to get a place like that" he asks. The angel answers "oh thats not Richts place, that belongs to god!" Go Dawgs!

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    JoelSidneyKellyJoelSidneyKelly Posts: 3,678 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate
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    ACPEPPER24ACPEPPER24 Posts: 76 ✭✭✭ Junior

    Why do all the trees in Georgia lean to the west?

    Because Alabama sucks!

    How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?

    Anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush!

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    UnderDog68UnderDog68 Posts: 3,109 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    How do you get an Auburn grad off your front porch?

    Pay him for the pizza.

    What happens when you ride thru Auburn with your windows down?

    A diploma will land in your front seat.

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    mattmd2mattmd2 Posts: 2,391 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate
    edited July 2018

    What's the difference between an Auburn cheerleader and a cow?

    One's fat, u gly, and s tupid, and the other's a cow.

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    christopheruleschristopherules Posts: 14,294 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate
    edited July 2018

    Q: What do you call a pretty girl at Georgia Tech??
    A: Horribly LOST!!!

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    UnderDog68UnderDog68 Posts: 3,109 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    What's the difference between the Panama Canal and an Auburn cheerleader?

    One of them is a busy ditch....

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    PharmDawg2054PharmDawg2054 Posts: 3,930 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    Why do birds fly upside down over Alabama? Because there is nothing worth taking a crap on

    In Alabama, what’s the difference between a divorce and a tornado? Nothing, either way someone is losing a trailer

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    WCDawgWCDawg Posts: 17,293 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate
    edited July 2018
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    BamaDawgBamaDawg Posts: 2,523 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    Cant remember where I heard this (if on here, I am sorry)...

    Kirk Herbsteit is in Tuscaloosa for the game of the week. While in Saban's office he sees a white phone in the corner and asks Saban what it was. Saban says it a direct line to God. Kirk starts thinking about having to do his picks that week and asks Saban if he could use it. Saban says sure but it will be $300. He thinks about it and decides to go for it. He makes the call and gets all his picks right that week. The following week he is in Miami and is in Richt's office when he sees another white phone. He asks Richt if its a direct line to God and Richt says yes. He asks if he could use it and Richt says sure but it will be $500. He jumps at the chance, uses it, and gets all his picks right again. The following week he is in Athen, in Kirby's office, and see another white phone. He asks Kirby if its a direct line to God and Kirby says yes. He asks if he can use it and Kirby said no problem but it will be 50 cents. Herbstreit freaks out saying he had to pay $300 in Tuscaloosa and $500 in Miami, and he can't understand how its only 50 cents in Athen. Kirby looks at him and says in Athens it a local call, welcome to God's country.

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    christopheruleschristopherules Posts: 14,294 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    @BamaDawg same joke I had told here in the forum about maybe a month ago? But the way I had heard, (& I repeated it too) was with Lee Corso, instead of Herbstreit.

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    BamaDawgBamaDawg Posts: 2,523 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    @christopherules said:
    @BamaDawg same joke I had told here in the forum about maybe a month ago? But the way I had heard, (& I repeated it too) was with Lee Corso, instead of Herbstreit.

    Couldn't remember.... props to u, best joke i have heard in a while

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    christopheruleschristopherules Posts: 14,294 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    @BamaDawg there are a ton of them in here, & a lot of them are quite funny. The origin of that phone call one? I have no idea.

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    ReeldawgReeldawg Posts: 971 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    What’s the best thing to come out of Alabama?

    A: I-20

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    PharmDawg2054PharmDawg2054 Posts: 3,930 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    Alabama dating website motto ..... "you don't have to be lonely at cousins only .com"

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    christopheruleschristopherules Posts: 14,294 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    Q: Why do folks in Mississippi go to family reunions?
    A: To meet potential dates.

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    WCDawgWCDawg Posts: 17,293 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate
    edited July 2018

    Q. Why is Tenn's field turf always in such bad shape ?
    A. They let their cheerleaders over graze.

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