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I can't blame Peter for being confused.
https://youtu.be/hAlGbnJwnH4
Q: What is the difference between Rice Krispies & the Georgia Tech football team?
A: Rice Krispies go to a bowl.
Q: What is 100 yards long, & has 3 teeth?
A: The front row at an Alabama home football game.
Directions to the BARN: Go west until you smell it, then south until you step in it.
But that's not a joke. Its the dang truth.
Bump!
The year is 2024 and the United States has just elected the
first woman as President of the United States, and she is from Georgia!
A few days after the election, the president-elect calls her father in Macon and asks,
"So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?”
“I don't think so. It's a long drive; your mom isn't as young as she used to be,
we'll have the dog with us, and my arthritis is acting up in my knee.”
“Don't worry about it, Dad, I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you
home, and a limousine will pick you up at your door," she said.
“I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?”
"OH, Dad," she replied, "I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown
custom-made by one of the best designers in N.Y.”
“Honey, Dad complained, "You know we can't eat those rich foods you and
your friends like to eat.”
The President-elect responded, "Don't worry, Dad. The entire affair is going to be
handled by the best caterer in D.C. And I'll ensure your meals are salt-free.”
So her parents reluctantly agreed, and on Jan. 20, 2024 arrived to see their daughter
sworn in as President of the United States. The parents of the new President are seated in the front row.
The President's dad sees that a Senator is sitting next to him and leans over and
whispers, "You see that woman up there with her hand on
the Bible, becoming President of the United States?
“The Senator whispered in reply, "Yes, sir, I sure do.”
Dad says proudly, “Her brother played football for the University of Georgia.”