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Ever wondwr why Aliens haven’t ever abducted anyone important?
Bankwalker
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If they’ve really visited Earth from light years away, then you would think they could figure out better targets than just some rando who comes across as being schizophrenic.
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I’ll have whatever he’s having.
I theorize traveling light years causes extreme jet lag. Maybe these guys just want to nab the nearest bozo, do some rudimentary anal probing, drop them off on a deserted road and head south for some R&R.
I kept waiting for the Eddie Gran reference but it never came
The aliens don't want their abductions to create alarm. Would you want to spook the herd and rile your food up before harvesting?
you and @nycdawg been drinking together tonight?
Getting that post count up.
Nah but I like where your head is at. Doesn't make sense...sorta like $15 per hr minimum wage.
What came first...the chicken or the egg? Just great wonders of the world.
Aliens or illegal aliens?
Cause they know we'll dismiss meth heads reports of being abducted. If they abducted someone important and beloved like the president, they'd blow their cover
the problem is when we assume aliens think like us and who we think important might not match their criteria
Good point, they might be recruiting people with thumbs who can move stuff for them. We take our thumbs for granted far too often.
My neighbor resembles this. Just not sure which one.
Can aliens legally fly in US airspace ?
I knew I was important. Btw history is littered with important people that have been in contact with a "higher power". Last big name I heard about that affiliated himself was Jimmy Carter. I think the apollo mission to the moon came back saying "we are not alone" .
Ah...now the off-season truly begins! UFO's, Aliens, Probes and Abductions. Which SEC personalities are actually pod people? They're already here you know. Slipping through heretofore unknown portals, NCAA wormholes and manifesting on godforsaken planets like OSU. You're next. YOU'RE NEXT!
No question--Saban is a pod person. Finebaum is also. They tend to stick together too.
wonder if wild animals ask themselves the same question?
"I can't believe they took Bob, that guy is an idiot. Thankfully they never took Tom we could not survive without him"
except when we hitch hike> @WCDawg said:
They may want people with thumbs to hitch hike. BTW I hear third hand that the gesture we make when hitch hiking is the equivalent to giving someone the finger in Zimbabwe. This guy did not know that when trying to thumb a ride and got quite the reaction from motorists.