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And turned it off when “everything isn’t beautiful” played
Yes!!!!! Hahaha
Not a singer, but it would be a shame to not mention Jerry Clower since he is in the Grand Ol Opry. Tim Hawkins is a christian comedian who has had some funny tunes. Ray Stevens is from Alban - the Streak. “Don’t look, Ethel!”
David Allen Cole's "You never even called me by my name". The last verse is an all timer.
“If she’s got an Adam’s apple it’s prolly a man,
never trust a gay gypsey with the palm of your hand”
Turrible. I hope that’s a typo.
So I sometimes hear lyrics for what I want them to say even if I could be wrong.
I like Lou Reed's 'Sweet Jane' because to me it is one of the few artistic celebrations of marital sex in my interpretation. Its not a one liner type humor but here you have a Walk on the Wild Side type artist singing about 'Jack he is a banker, Jane she is a clerk, ...when they come home from work....' something like that. Also the build up is good energy for working out.
Try Heywood Banks for some clean comedy. Big Butter and Interstate 80 Iowa are two of his best. For some not so clean, go with Kevin "Bloody" Wilson. Do not listen to Wilson around kids or at work though. Hey Santa Claus is one of his best.
I bought my middle son the VHS and he and my dad spent hours watching that thing and laughing like hyenas.
Here's one that hasn't been mentioned. Mac Davis It's Hard To Be Humble.
Jaron and the long road to love - pray for you
Corey Smith -every dawg has his day
John Prince - don’t bury me in the cold cold ground
shel silverstein - boy named Sue
bobby Baer - Marie Leveaux
What is the name of the Johnny Cash song about working in an auto factory and stealing parts to build his own car?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws-_syszg84
Thanks Ghost.