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The greatest threads ever ?..

WCDawgWCDawg Posts: 14,571 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

It doesn't have to be from this board.

The discussion about losing out on Eric Berry made me think of mine. It was on Soundoff ( I think) the title was Eric Berry Is At My Girlfriend's House. The OP started out real proud and excited. Over many pages the poor schmuck came to realize what Berry was going at his lady's place, with the help of some posters of course. It was absolutely side splitting,

So, care to share ?



  • TeddyTeddy Posts: 3,961 mod
    I’m a big fan of any BankWalker threads that lead to fashion and cooking tips. 
  • WCDawgWCDawg Posts: 14,571 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    Teddy, do I sense a bit of sarcasm ?

  • PTDawgPTDawg Posts: 1,016 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate
    From recent times I have to give love to the Flurda Hate Zone thread.
  • WCDawgWCDawg Posts: 14,571 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    I'll have to check out the Gator thread.

  • tfk_fanboytfk_fanboy Posts: 1,596 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    not on this forum: the thread about how many days a week you work out if it is every other day. legendary. I think was on bodybuilding.com, not sure

    the thread about the guy who shaved his...bu.tthol.e

    the jacobear thread (this one has been uploaded to tumblr for easy reading. I have that link saved)

    on this forum:

    my bourbon thread

    the "fine I'll say it" trend, that I helped start

    @ghostofuga1 smokin, grillin' and chillin' thread

  • AugDawg69AugDawg69 Posts: 300 ✭✭✭✭ Senior
    Cliche but “Next to commit to the G” could be the best threads on the internet. I check this thing all day. And if I wake up in the middle of the night, I check it. 
  • KaseyKasey Posts: 8,534 mod
    @mattmd2 if only for the first few pages where almost everybody was worried
  • WCDawgWCDawg Posts: 14,571 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    I guess I'm missing something with the jocobearog texting. The troll was posing as a 23 year old, not a 15 year old, so where does the pedo stuff come from ? I did skim over it a bit but the troll repeatedly claimed to be a 23 year old woman and Jacob even said he wouldn't allow the 15 year old in bed with them.

  • donmdonm Posts: 9,045 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    that lifting every other day is priceless. Thanks for sharing. Still SMH.

  • tfk_fanboytfk_fanboy Posts: 1,596 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    it was part ofv a thread that has since been deleted, the original person texting was then uploading screenshots and more background info

    the guy sends out text to random numbers and then starts immediately with broken english and sex talk. he has also spent time in jail, 13 months, for sending naked pics to someone he knew was underage. that link is mostly just the screenshots of the diff convos but unfortunately is missing a lot of the context and background info.

  • donmdonm Posts: 9,045 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    The one about shaving could win a Pulitzer for the wonderful detail and similes the writer uses. I'm sure there's a psych term for his obsession with anal care, but it slides past me for now.

  • WCDawgWCDawg Posts: 14,571 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    Thanks tfk.

  • UnderDog68UnderDog68 Posts: 2,261 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    Some of my favorite stuff came from the old Scout site, and was posted by 20oz. Bulldog. Especially his 'Respect' threads. Another was SaxonDawg's '4 Notes on a Trumpet.

  • UnderDog68UnderDog68 Posts: 2,261 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    'Ol 20oz. also wasn't shy about going to other opponents' message boards and antagonizing them all week before a game.

  • WCDawgWCDawg Posts: 14,571 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    Oh my gosh. The workout thread made me laugh till it hurt. Poor TheJosh ''it's like math'' ''you can't workout 3.5 times'', it's like hilarious. TheBill is still laughing my ass off.

  • donmdonm Posts: 9,045 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    quick thinking led him to conclude the guy was doing a half-workout.

  • WCDawgWCDawg Posts: 14,571 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    I guess so donm.

  • tfk_fanboytfk_fanboy Posts: 1,596 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    the "dumbest boy in the world" is my favorite line

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