PB&J

JRT812JRT812 Posts: 1,742 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

About to file for a divorce over this debate... First, pb&j on separate slices of bread or jammed all together on a single side? I prefer separate sides for the peanut butter and jelly. What hairchested man ooor woman does single side?

Second, do you clean the knife in between spreading peanut butter before moving onto jelly spreading? I sort of understand this side which is clean the knife, but I’m the only one using these products. I could care less if there is peanut butter in the jelly jar.

Apparently, it’s the same difference. Look forward to the insight and prove me wrong.

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  • KaseyKasey Posts: 3,563 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    Haven’t made one in a while. But I used to like to do both sides with peanut butter then jelly on top. And yes I clean the knife

  • tymoon31tymoon31 Posts: 698 ✭✭✭✭ Senior
    edited October 10

    I dont eat pb&j, but if you wanna talk queso and salsa mixing i can get in a debate about that.

  • JRT812JRT812 Posts: 1,742 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    @tymoon31 said:
    I dont eat pb&j, but if you wanna talk queso and salsa mixing i can get in a debate about that.

    Don’t even get me started...it’s a hard no on that

  • tymoon31tymoon31 Posts: 698 ✭✭✭✭ Senior

    @JRT812 said:

    @tymoon31 said:
    I dont eat pb&j, but if you wanna talk queso and salsa mixing i can get in a debate about that.

    Don’t even get me started...it’s a hard no on that

    Lol glad we agree. And if youre gonna do it. Go queso to salsa. Never put salsa in my queso

  • JRT812JRT812 Posts: 1,742 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    @Kasey said:
    Haven’t made one in a while. But I used to like to do both sides with peanut butter then jelly on top. And yes I clean the knife

    Thank you Kasey bro. Both sides and will be sure to pass the information to the roommate/wife

  • PTDawgPTDawg Posts: 609 ✭✭✭✭ Senior

    Apply jelly to first slice of bread, then rinse the knife and apply PB to second slice. Put slices together to make sandwich. Don't overthink it.

  • JRT812JRT812 Posts: 1,742 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    @tymoon31 said:

    @JRT812 said:

    @tymoon31 said:
    I dont eat pb&j, but if you wanna talk queso and salsa mixing i can get in a debate about that.

    Don’t even get me started...it’s a hard no on that

    Lol glad we agree. And if youre gonna do it. Go queso to salsa. Never put salsa in my queso

    No doubt. That will have to be a discussion for another day with her

  • tymoon31tymoon31 Posts: 698 ✭✭✭✭ Senior

    @PTDawg said:
    Apply jelly to first slice of bread, then rinse the knife and apply PB to second slice. Put slices together to make sandwich. Don't overthink it.

    So apply jelly to left slice or right slice?

  • PerroGrandePerroGrande Posts: 469 ✭✭✭ Junior
    edited October 10

    That’s easy. Definitely, you want to segregate your PB and J. No mixing. That enhances the distinct flavors and textures in both the PB and J. You want to clean your knife because otherwise you would have a bunch of cross contamination. You might have strawberry, orange marmalade, raspberry, and honey all mixed in your PB over time. You may as well go outside and put some hog slop on a bun. Now, if you mix your PB and J and the J is smooth, you get a unique creamy and smooth hybrid. It can be good. But, as a rule of thumb, always segregate your components, and particularly if you have chunky J or PB.

  • JRT812JRT812 Posts: 1,742 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    @PTDawg said:
    Apply jelly to first slice of bread, then rinse the knife and apply PB to second slice. Put slices together to make sandwich. Don't overthink it.

    Apparently some over think it pt bro. However, I will go on record and say I could care less if the knife is washed in between especially if I’m the only one using it

  • RPMdawgRPMdawg Posts: 833 ✭✭✭✭ Senior

    Well I'm not actually sure. I'll have to see next time I build one. I do put peanut butter 1st though and clean the knife on the bread. Glad to say this is not a problem at my house, but which frying pan to use to fry an egg is. What ? It's a frying pan. Geez

  • JRT812JRT812 Posts: 1,742 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate
    edited October 10

    @tymoon31 said:

    @PTDawg said:
    Apply jelly to first slice of bread, then rinse the knife and apply PB to second slice. Put slices together to make sandwich. Don't overthink it.

    So apply jelly to left slice or right slice?

    Tymoon bro, easy jelly right side then fold up

  • tymoon31tymoon31 Posts: 698 ✭✭✭✭ Senior

    @JRT812 said:

    @tymoon31 said:

    @PTDawg said:
    Apply jelly to first slice of bread, then rinse the knife and apply PB to second slice. Put slices together to make sandwich. Don't overthink it.

    So apply jelly to left slice or right slice?

    Tymoon bro, easy jelly right side then fold up

    So right slice folded against itself? Then left slice folded against itself? Then put together?

  • JRT812JRT812 Posts: 1,742 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate
    edited October 10

    @PerroGrande said:
    That’s easy. Definitely, you want to segregate your PB and J. No mixing. That enhances the distinct flavors and textures in both the PB and J. You want to clean your knife because otherwise you would have a bunch of cross contamination. You might have strawberry, orange marmalade, rasperry, and honey all mixed in your PB over time. You may as well go outside and put some hog slop on a bun. Now, if you mix your PB and J and the J is smooth, you get a unique creamy and smooth hybrid. It can be good. But, as a rule of thumb, always segregate your components, and particularly if you have chunky J or PB.

    Perro bro... I can tell you had a pb&j sandwich before

  • PlayHurtPlayHurt Posts: 251 ✭✭✭ Junior

    I put the jelly on one slice with spoon and the peanut butter on the other slice with a butter knife. They never touch until you jam ‘em together and then cut it in half from corner to corner.

  • JRT812JRT812 Posts: 1,742 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    @tymoon31 said:

    @JRT812 said:

    @tymoon31 said:

    @PTDawg said:
    Apply jelly to first slice of bread, then rinse the knife and apply PB to second slice. Put slices together to make sandwich. Don't overthink it.

    So apply jelly to left slice or right slice?

    Tymoon bro, easy jelly right side then fold up

    So right slice folded against itself? Then left slice folded against itself? Then put together?

    Ty bro it’s pb on left side and the jelly on the right side. Fold up and enjoy.

  • FirePlugDawgFirePlugDawg Posts: 1,660 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate
    edited October 10

    @JRT812 said:
    About to file for a divorce over this debate... First, pb&j on separate slices of bread or jammed all together on a single side? I prefer separate sides for the peanut butter and jelly. What hairchested man ooor woman does single side?

    Second, do you clean the knife in between spreading peanut butter before moving onto jelly spreading? I sort of understand this side which is clean the knife, but I’m the only one using these products. I could care less if there is peanut butter in the jelly jar.

    Apparently, it’s the same difference. Look forward to the insight and prove me wrong.

    1st option = 2 slices of bread; PB and J
    2nd option = 1 slice of bread; PB and J

    Solution: If I want 2 slices of bread, I would chose option 1, but if I am not carb loading, I chose option 2. Further elaboration: In my decrepitude, I am far more likely to chose option 2, but in my (non) salad days (really), I would chose option 1.

    Utensil in containers: Separate utensil for each container, even if other container has same product (like you run out of PB and open a new jar of PB - new utensil for new PB). Learned long ago that any lapseof ^^ would result in icky feeling when looking in J and seeing remnants of PB - looks weird and unappetizing. (Is it PB or some weird fungus/mold/etc.)

    If you are concerned about a hairchested woman 'doing' single side (or anything else), then PB & J is your least concern, FWIW. BUT, hairchested woman? - not that there is anything wrong with it! Just sayin'

  • BigcalidawgBigcalidawg Posts: 802 ✭✭✭ Junior

    Best way to avoid that conflict is to get the pb&j swirl in the same jar.

    Not a dang thing you can do about it.

    Side note, if y’all gone split over that, it was over a long time ago. I’m sorry, been through it myself.

    God bless you brother.

  • JRT812JRT812 Posts: 1,742 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    @PlayHurt said:
    I put the jelly on one slice with spoon and the peanut butter on the other slice with a butter knife. They never touch until you jam ‘em together and then cut it in half from corner to corner.

    Good grief playhurt bro....another debate for another day on using a spoon and a knife. Apparently that is more dishes to wash

  • JRT812JRT812 Posts: 1,742 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    @FirePlugDawg said:

    @JRT812 said:
    About to file for a divorce over this debate... First, pb&j on separate slices of bread or jammed all together on a single side? I prefer separate sides for the peanut butter and jelly. What hairchested man ooor woman does single side?

    Second, do you clean the knife in between spreading peanut butter before moving onto jelly spreading? I sort of understand this side which is clean the knife, but I’m the only one using these products. I could care less if there is peanut butter in the jelly jar.

    Apparently, it’s the same difference. Look forward to the insight and prove me wrong.

    1st option = 2 slices of bread; PB and J
    2nd option = 1 slice of bread; PB and J

    Solution: If I want 2 slices of bread, I would chose option 1, but if I am not carb loading, I chose option 2. Further elaboration: In my decrepitude, I am far more likely to chose option 2, but in my (non) salad days (really), I would chose option 1.

    Utensil in containers: Separate utensil for each container, even if other container has same product (like you run out of PB and open a new jar of PB - new utensil for new PB). Learned long ago that any lapseof ^^ would result in icky feeling when looking in J and seeing remnants of PB - looks weird and unappetizing. (Is it PB or some weird fungus/mold/etc.)

    If you are concerned about a hairchested woman 'doing' single side (or anything else), then PB & J is your least concern, FWIW. BUT, hairchested woman? - not that there is anything wrong with it! Just sayin'

    Hahahaha fire plug bro!

  • PlayHurtPlayHurt Posts: 251 ✭✭✭ Junior

    @JRT812 said:

    @PlayHurt said:
    I put the jelly on one slice with spoon and the peanut butter on the other slice with a butter knife. They never touch until you jam ‘em together and then cut it in half from corner to corner.

    Good grief playhurt bro....another debate for another day on using a spoon and a knife. Apparently that is more dishes to wash

    LOL!!! Hey, we use to make a dozen or more at the time! One extra utensil isn’t gonna break the wagon down!!

  • Dawg1419Dawg1419 Posts: 308 ✭✭✭ Junior

    Mix em then apply to bread. So good s7it

  • moosmoos Posts: 1,107 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    Sounds like some people butter both sides of their bread...

  • JRT812JRT812 Posts: 1,742 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    @Bigcalidawg said:
    Best way to avoid that conflict is to get the pb&j swirl in the same jar.

    Not a dang thing you can do about it.

    Side note, if y’all gone split over that, it was over a long time ago. I’m sorry, been through it myself.

    God bless you brother.

    Thanks big Cali bro just messing around hahaha. If we didn’t split over me washing a dirt bike filter with gasoline in one of her bowls..... then I would imagine we will be fine. Even if I disagree with her sandwich making capabilities

  • greygoose01greygoose01 Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    PB minus the J is the winner :*

  • BigcalidawgBigcalidawg Posts: 802 ✭✭✭ Junior

    Oh, cool, in that case, forget jelly, it’s chunky pb and honey all day.

    Now, honey gets its own side and pb, shoot, just throw a big chunk on the other side.

    Strain some Cinnamon Toast Crunch milk and drink it with your gourmet masterpiece.

  • JRT812JRT812 Posts: 1,742 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    @greygoose01 said:
    PB minus the J is the winner :*

    You shut yo mouth with that nonsense greygoose bro.

  • RPMdawgRPMdawg Posts: 833 ✭✭✭✭ Senior

    @greygoose01 said:
    PB minus the J is the winner :*

    I have gone that route

  • JRT812JRT812 Posts: 1,742 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    @Bigcalidawg said:
    Oh, cool, in that case, forget jelly, it’s chunky pb and honey all day.

    Now, honey gets its own side and pb, shoot, just throw a big chunk on the other side.

    Strain some Cinnamon Toast Crunch milk and drink it with your gourmet masterpiece.

    Honey... chunky pb.... done with talking to you hooligans. Just ridiculous hahahaha

  • mattmd2mattmd2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate
    edited October 10

    Two words to save your marriage: squeeze jelly

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