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  • JRT812JRT812 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    @tymoon31 said:

    @JRT812 said:

    @tymoon31 said:

    @PTDawg said:
    Apply jelly to first slice of bread, then rinse the knife and apply PB to second slice. Put slices together to make sandwich. Don't overthink it.

    So apply jelly to left slice or right slice?

    Tymoon bro, easy jelly right side then fold up

    So right slice folded against itself? Then left slice folded against itself? Then put together?

    Ty bro it’s pb on left side and the jelly on the right side. Fold up and enjoy.

  • FirePlugDawgFirePlugDawg ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate
    edited October 2018

    @JRT812 said:
    About to file for a divorce over this debate... First, pb&j on separate slices of bread or jammed all together on a single side? I prefer separate sides for the peanut butter and jelly. What hairchested man ooor woman does single side?

    Second, do you clean the knife in between spreading peanut butter before moving onto jelly spreading? I sort of understand this side which is clean the knife, but I’m the only one using these products. I could care less if there is peanut butter in the jelly jar.

    Apparently, it’s the same difference. Look forward to the insight and prove me wrong.

    1st option = 2 slices of bread; PB and J
    2nd option = 1 slice of bread; PB and J

    Solution: If I want 2 slices of bread, I would chose option 1, but if I am not carb loading, I chose option 2. Further elaboration: In my decrepitude, I am far more likely to chose option 2, but in my (non) salad days (really), I would chose option 1.

    Utensil in containers: Separate utensil for each container, even if other container has same product (like you run out of PB and open a new jar of PB - new utensil for new PB). Learned long ago that any lapseof ^^ would result in icky feeling when looking in J and seeing remnants of PB - looks weird and unappetizing. (Is it PB or some weird fungus/mold/etc.)

    If you are concerned about a hairchested woman 'doing' single side (or anything else), then PB & J is your least concern, FWIW. BUT, hairchested woman? - not that there is anything wrong with it! Just sayin'

  • BigcalidawgBigcalidawg ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    Best way to avoid that conflict is to get the pb&j swirl in the same jar.

    Not a dang thing you can do about it.

    Side note, if y’all gone split over that, it was over a long time ago. I’m sorry, been through it myself.

    God bless you brother.

  • JRT812JRT812 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    @PlayHurt said:
    I put the jelly on one slice with spoon and the peanut butter on the other slice with a butter knife. They never touch until you jam ‘em together and then cut it in half from corner to corner.

    Good grief playhurt bro....another debate for another day on using a spoon and a knife. Apparently that is more dishes to wash

  • JRT812JRT812 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    @FirePlugDawg said:

    @JRT812 said:
    About to file for a divorce over this debate... First, pb&j on separate slices of bread or jammed all together on a single side? I prefer separate sides for the peanut butter and jelly. What hairchested man ooor woman does single side?

    Second, do you clean the knife in between spreading peanut butter before moving onto jelly spreading? I sort of understand this side which is clean the knife, but I’m the only one using these products. I could care less if there is peanut butter in the jelly jar.

    Apparently, it’s the same difference. Look forward to the insight and prove me wrong.

    1st option = 2 slices of bread; PB and J
    2nd option = 1 slice of bread; PB and J

    Solution: If I want 2 slices of bread, I would chose option 1, but if I am not carb loading, I chose option 2. Further elaboration: In my decrepitude, I am far more likely to chose option 2, but in my (non) salad days (really), I would chose option 1.

    Utensil in containers: Separate utensil for each container, even if other container has same product (like you run out of PB and open a new jar of PB - new utensil for new PB). Learned long ago that any lapseof ^^ would result in icky feeling when looking in J and seeing remnants of PB - looks weird and unappetizing. (Is it PB or some weird fungus/mold/etc.)

    If you are concerned about a hairchested woman 'doing' single side (or anything else), then PB & J is your least concern, FWIW. BUT, hairchested woman? - not that there is anything wrong with it! Just sayin'

    Hahahaha fire plug bro!

  • PlayHurtPlayHurt ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    @JRT812 said:

    @PlayHurt said:
    I put the jelly on one slice with spoon and the peanut butter on the other slice with a butter knife. They never touch until you jam ‘em together and then cut it in half from corner to corner.

    Good grief playhurt bro....another debate for another day on using a spoon and a knife. Apparently that is more dishes to wash

    LOL!!! Hey, we use to make a dozen or more at the time! One extra utensil isn’t gonna break the wagon down!!

  • Dawg1419Dawg1419 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    Mix em then apply to bread. So good s7it

  • moosmoos ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    Sounds like some people butter both sides of their bread...

  • JRT812JRT812 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    @Bigcalidawg said:
    Best way to avoid that conflict is to get the pb&j swirl in the same jar.

    Not a dang thing you can do about it.

    Side note, if y’all gone split over that, it was over a long time ago. I’m sorry, been through it myself.

    God bless you brother.

    Thanks big Cali bro just messing around hahaha. If we didn’t split over me washing a dirt bike filter with gasoline in one of her bowls..... then I would imagine we will be fine. Even if I disagree with her sandwich making capabilities

  • greygoose01greygoose01 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    PB minus the J is the winner :*

  • BigcalidawgBigcalidawg ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    Oh, cool, in that case, forget jelly, it’s chunky pb and honey all day.

    Now, honey gets its own side and pb, shoot, just throw a big chunk on the other side.

    Strain some Cinnamon Toast Crunch milk and drink it with your gourmet masterpiece.

  • JRT812JRT812 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    @greygoose01 said:
    PB minus the J is the winner :*

    You shut yo mouth with that nonsense greygoose bro.

  • RPMdawgRPMdawg ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    @greygoose01 said:
    PB minus the J is the winner :*

    I have gone that route

  • JRT812JRT812 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate

    @Bigcalidawg said:
    Oh, cool, in that case, forget jelly, it’s chunky pb and honey all day.

    Now, honey gets its own side and pb, shoot, just throw a big chunk on the other side.

    Strain some Cinnamon Toast Crunch milk and drink it with your gourmet masterpiece.

    Honey... chunky pb.... done with talking to you hooligans. Just ridiculous hahahaha

  • mattmd2mattmd2 ✭✭✭✭✭ Graduate
    edited October 2018

    Two words to save your marriage: squeeze jelly

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