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Part 2....
As I was walking towards the back of Toppers....I noticed @YaleDawg , @CaliforniaDawg and @Canedawg2140 sitting in a booth and enjoying a glass of Macallan 18 that @AnotherDawg snuck in. Cane stole it from anotherdawg who had to go out back and referee the sand volleyball game.
Cane was struggling with the conversation but didn't want to leave his single malt. Yale and Cali were talking about the new green deal, the improvement in rechargable batteries and the advantages of mail in voting. Occasionally Cane would try to provide a little more crimson perspective. But Cane lost it when they started talking about Michelle being Biden's running mate. Cane said Michelle will be President by March when Biden is ruled incompetent.
But since this is a peaceful dream.....all three decided to go out back and enjoy the volleyball game.
@Denmen185 was captain of team 1. It was oddly named "covid 19 is the worst thing since the black plague"
@Bankwalker was captain of team 2. It was oddly named "dr pimple popper handles worse cases than covidc19"
Denmen and bankwalker weren't playing. They were both doing video presentations. Denmen (who unfortunately was doing his presentation in the nude) had three screens with very colorful charts.
1. Current covid numbers on one screen. (According to HIM they were accurate. Many of us didn't trust them)
2. Best things to do in Florida while wearing a mask
3. Georgia's current schlorship numbers (wasn't really very accurate because he hadn't been keeping up with it.
Bankwalker had almost the identical charts but was arguing the numbers said different things. Mainly bankwalker just argued.....but he made good points
The best part was that @JoelSidneyKelly and @ForestryDawg kept sending 'meme" viruses and disrupting their presentations. Denmen was so old he couldn't figure out what was happening. When someone said it was a "meme" he didn't know what that meant.
The volleyball game was very heated. At one point @RxDawg (who turned out to be a ringer) sprang into the air and did an incredible tomahawk slam accross the net while screaming "covid is for p.u.s.s.i e.s".
It was bad enough that it hit @YaleDawg (who proved to not be very athletic and was actually the teams weak link) squarely in the eye.....but when RX looked up....he noticed @BayAreaDawg on a huge zoom video enjoying the volleyball game from his hospital room. What made matters worse......Dawgnation signed a San Francisco Giants themed get well card and sent it to Bay........turns out he was one of the hundred and fifty A's fans that exist. RX felt so bad.....he ran and got ice for Yale's eye and he held him until the swelling went down. Both his and Yale's swelling.
The referee....@AnotherDawg ......called the game and claimed team "covid 19 is the worst thing since the black plague" the winner.
(Really praying for you @BayAreaDawg )
As the noise was dying down I started noticing the music and I realized @Bulldawg1982 was spinning his "quaranTUNE" list....and it was good.
@ihateusernames was walking around actually asking people for username suggestions....and I walked up to @IwantDonovan and begged him to change it to iwanttrump......but then I realized that his trick didn't work anymore. So I decided I didn't want him to change it.
I walked up to a conversation between @MacDawg15 , @orlando @TheSmartWay @jarred_buck and @TNDawg71 .....all really nice guys. Then I started noticing that Macdawg spoke just like he typed with no regard to grammer, punctuation or pausing for a paragraph. I also noticed that macdawg is every bit as positive in person as he is on line.....and I thought that was awesome.
Was really glad to run into @deutcshland_dawg who made it from Germany and @pocoyo who came from central America. Both were wearing disguises because @deutcshland_dawg was on day 2 and @pocoyo was on day 3 of their mandatory 14 day quarantine. The Clark county sheriff actually took a break from trying to arrest Dawg football players just to round up both of them.
I walked back inside and noticed everyone was getting along. Herschel had soflow on his back and was giving him push up rides. Flatulence f.a.r.t.e.d and everyone thought it was funny.....Fromm made sure Rian laughed before he laughed.
@PhineasGage walked up and was about to say......(i assume he was about to say sorry) but I don't know..
My wife started waking me up in that VERY special way......you know what I mean.....
Pushing my shoulder and telling me to let the dogs out.
Dawgnms you were typed in pop numerous times but I kept getting your username wrong. Kept trying dawgems. I gave up.
You were supposed to be the other referee in the octogon.....but wearing a bikini......sorry but can't control dreams.
Wait... is all this just an allegory for what is happening on this forum right now?
Now you see why I am grateful
Even my dream hot a DV
Funny story. I was new to Athens and went downtown with a girl (now my wife) and some of her friends for the first time. Needless to say there were many drinks involved. About 1:30 rolls around and one of her friends says we should go to Toppers (I know now she meant it jokingly) and I said that sounds like a great idea! My favorite pizza place was Toppers Pizza in SoCal and I was feeling pretty great and didn’t think it could be anything else. You can imagine the look I got from her when I blurted out I love Toppers... took a trip to California to convince her I was telling the truth lol
I really hope it was from @PhineasGage.
Me refereeing the SWilkerson vs. WCDawg match...
I imagined it was more like two utjr fans mud wrestling in the Appalachian foothills. Not a pretty site.
I hope the Bowers don’t make the same mistake
Well....my dream probably shows that I'm a little odd or really weird.....
But I laughed my ass off. That's all I care about.
You know you can be both don't you? 😛
Yes. I'm both.
Well.......your dogs still love you and they don't DV you. And....you have a very vivid memory of your dreams, which is really cool.
You turn me into a volunteer lover again and I will DV you .
But I'm laughing so hard with tears in my eyes I can't see the DV button right now.
Sorry my dream suggested you weren't very athletic. If you were Harvarddawg I would have made you more athletic.
Haha it's all good. I probably give off egg head vibes
I know its your dream but I need to argue at least one point for which you are mistaken. (I know, right?)
If we lost, then I’m certain the referee was someone more dishonest. Otherwise, @AnotherDawg would have been one of my early picks, and perhaps just offered to “let them have the win” because he figured Yale would probably sue over his very significant injuries.
Well.....RX did hit him really hard. And @AnotherDawg did have quite a few glasses of single malt.
Honored to have made the cut! Read through it all- what a wild ride