What is the scariest thing about the Missouri Game .

JRT812

Seeing it’s a 11am game for me. It’s not knowing if my grass will need to be cut again by Saturday.

With that being said, nothing scares me about the game

donm

@VaBeachDawg said:

@kelly_b said:
The Momo, or the Missouri Monster, which is evidently a "giant ape-like creature...reportedly seen in the area around Louisiana, Missouri since the 1940s, but sightings in the 1970s brought serious attention." That's pretty scary.
https://mentalfloss.com/article/12965/10-legendary-monsters-north-america-part-two

This guy gets it.

Isn't that their superb tight end?

JRT812

@ghostofuga1 said:
The fact that I won't crack my first beer until way after halftime. These noon games take their toll if I start at kickoff and I usually like to see all of the 3:30 games......until the end..... Dang scary to me....

No joke. I can’t plan anything around these 11am games. Fire the smoker up, chores, beer drinking screws me all up.

330 or 230 where I am at fits best.

donm

@JRT812 said:

@ghostofuga1 said:
The fact that I won't crack my first beer until way after halftime. These noon games take their toll if I start at kickoff and I usually like to see all of the 3:30 games......until the end..... Dang scary to me....

No joke. I can’t plan anything around these 11am games. Fire the smoker up, chores, beer drinking screws me all up.

330 or 230 where I am at fits best.

Hang in there. I have confidence that you can dispel this early start time demon.

JRT812

@donm said:

@JRT812 said:

@ghostofuga1 said:
The fact that I won't crack my first beer until way after halftime. These noon games take their toll if I start at kickoff and I usually like to see all of the 3:30 games......until the end..... Dang scary to me....

No joke. I can’t plan anything around these 11am games. Fire the smoker up, chores, beer drinking screws me all up.

330 or 230 where I am at fits best.

Hang in there. I have confidence that you can dispel this early start time demon.

Thanks my man! The looks I get and not mentioning who (rhymes with wife) when she asks if I want coffee and I say “no it’s an 11am game I”ll just have a beer”. Ooooh but mimosa‘s are acceptable at all hours.

kelly_b

@VaBeachDawg said:

@kelly_b said:
The Momo, or the Missouri Monster, which is evidently a "giant ape-like creature...reportedly seen in the area around Louisiana, Missouri since the 1940s, but sightings in the 1970s brought serious attention." That's pretty scary.
https://mentalfloss.com/article/12965/10-legendary-monsters-north-america-part-two

This guy gets it.

@VaBeachDawg - Really, I can't think of anything scarier than that up in Mizz.

VaBeachDawg

@kelly_b said:

@VaBeachDawg said:

@kelly_b said:
The Momo, or the Missouri Monster, which is evidently a "giant ape-like creature...reportedly seen in the area around Louisiana, Missouri since the 1940s, but sightings in the 1970s brought serious attention." That's pretty scary.
https://mentalfloss.com/article/12965/10-legendary-monsters-north-america-part-two

This guy gets it.

@VaBeachDawg - Really, I can't think of anything scarier than that up in Mizz.

Depends... me and you alone in the woods? terrified.

Me and you with Fromm and Big Ben looking like some Duck Dynasty outtakes? I think we would be alright.

Dawgsauce

The traveling to and from Columbia.

DobroMattInOz

@Kasey said:
How many people will start saying Vandy has a shot to beat us after we destroy Mizzou.

"well they beat us at home in 2016...they've been playing better...they might have a shot against us..."

Vandy may be the second best team in the East, for what it's worth. That's a bet I would make, if I had a spine.

DawgsonTop

Meth mouth.

DobroMattInOz

@ghostofuga1 said:
The fact that I won't crack my first beer until way after halftime. These noon games take their toll if I start at kickoff and I usually like to see all of the 3:30 games......until the end..... Dang scary to me....

I'm seriously considering an all-nighter to watch this one at the only 24-hour bar in my town (Brisbane, Australia). Game starts at 2 am local time, Sunday morning.
So the scary part will be sitting at the bar with Irish expats watching boxing and getting roudy, while I fork over $9-$12 / beer.

donm

@DobroMattInOz said:

@ghostofuga1 said:
The fact that I won't crack my first beer until way after halftime. These noon games take their toll if I start at kickoff and I usually like to see all of the 3:30 games......until the end..... Dang scary to me....

I'm seriously considering an all-nighter to watch this one at the only 24-hour bar in my town (Brisbane, Australia). Game starts at 2 am local time, Sunday morning.
So the scary part will be sitting at the bar with Irish expats watching boxing and getting roudy, while I fork over $9-$12 / beer.

you might develop a Dawg Pound type situation there with some of your mates. share some beers and play a few tunes on your resophonic...priceless.

Dawgy_Fresh

@Kasey said:
How many people will start saying Vandy has a shot to beat us after we destroy Mizzou.

"well they beat us at home in 2016...they've been playing better...they might have a shot against us..."

Or they almost upset the Irish.

DobroMattInOz

you might develop a Dawg Pound type situation there with some of your mates. share some beers and play a few tunes on your resophonic...priceless.

I know they exist, I just haven't managed to befriend them yet.
Beers, Dobro, and football. All I need now is some fig preserve and I'll be right.

ColaDawg86

Scariest thing is having to listen to these negative posters saying the Dawgs are going to get torched in the secondary the rest of the week because Dawgs don't have enough sacks, pressures, etc....

Bigcalidawg

@MeR3htid said:
How eerily similar this Missouri team seems to b to the Chad Kelly led team that thrashed and outclassed Georgia a couple years back. Kirby will remember those.

That Rebs team had a strong defense. This Mizzou team does not. I really like Lock, but if we get 200 on the ground, it’s a wrap.

kelly_b

@DobroMattInOz said:

@ghostofuga1 said:
The fact that I won't crack my first beer until way after halftime. These noon games take their toll if I start at kickoff and I usually like to see all of the 3:30 games......until the end..... Dang scary to me....

I'm seriously considering an all-nighter to watch this one at the only 24-hour bar in my town (Brisbane, Australia). Game starts at 2 am local time, Sunday morning.
So the scary part will be sitting at the bar with Irish expats watching boxing and getting roudy, while I fork over $9-$12 / beer.

Dang, @DobroMattInOz - That's more than the beers here in Paris...or right around the same amount. It always depends on the start time in the States as to whether or not I can find the game at a bar, but I don't particularly like having to go to one to see the game.

Catfish

Yeah it would be a pain in the arse trying to follow Beth Mowins with French subtitles.

kelly_b

@Catfish said:
Yeah it would be a pain in the arse trying to follow Beth Mowins with French subtitles.

hahahahaha (no comment)

UnderDog68

The scariest thing about the Missouri game? That it's in Colombia....Home of Poop Swastikas, SJWs, and screaming professors participating in student uprisings.